Searching for God on Google Earth

26th April 2007

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Just the other day I saw this picture of how Google can’t satisfy every search. The picture was funny enough but the discussion that followed was more intriguing. It totally became a Google versus God battle. Comments for Google goes:

“But Google actually exists”

“Google serves it’s ‘goers’ 3 gourmet meals a day. Google lets you bring your pet with you. Google provides free massages while you’re there.
All I’ve ever got from going to a Church was a stiff neck and a wafer.”

“I’m sure Google will just buy him out in the next year or two. It’s only a matter of time.”

“Maybe not, but at least Google returns your queries.”

On God’s side are the following:

“God’s so going to 403 your arse when you die”

“That’s because so many people are trying to contact God, his servers experience the digg effect.”

“He answers in your heart not on your screen.”

So that kinda made me think. Just what do you get if you search for “God” on Google Earth?

Here’s what I got.

First looks like God is in Europe, in Hungary specifically.

In a quaint town.

In a corner lot just a walk away from the Highway.

Looking for Jesus brought me to France.

Looking for the devil brought me to Texas.

So it looks like God and Jesus are in Europe and Satan is in the US.

Disclaimer:

All results were from Google Earth. The writer of the post has no intention whatsoever of implying that Heaven is in Europe and Hell in the US.

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1 On April 27th, 2007, Chester said:

Hell is in Michigan

2 On April 27th, 2007, KC117MX said:

Just the fact that the author had to include a disclaimer may reasonably imply that the devil does, indeed, reside in the U.S.

3 On April 27th, 2007, Leighton Armitage said:

Kind of makes one wonder if Hugo Chavez of Venezuela wasn’t correct in his view of Bush, during his speech to the UN a few months back…

4 On April 27th, 2007, dude man said:

i always thought when i heard the devil went down to georgia he lived on the east coast. huh. you learn something new everyday

5 On April 27th, 2007, Michael said:

I’m pretty sure that if you searched, you’d find Hell in Norway. I seem to remember seeing it there on maps in school.

6 On April 27th, 2007, Bill said:

It is pretty obvious by now that Satan and his minions are living at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC. Google has it all wrong.

7 On April 27th, 2007, JCS said:

Non-Messianic Jews believe this is a place of spiritual punishment and/or purification for a period of up to 12 months after death. Messianic Believers generally agree with the concept of eternal punishment (Hell). Gehinnom is Hebrew; Gehenna is Yiddish.

ALSO:

‘Gehenna’ is a word tracing to Greek, ultimately from Hebrew Gai-Ben-Hinnom meaning Valley of the Son of Hinnom, and is still called Gai Ben Hinnom in Modern Hebrew(×’×™× ×‘×Ÿ ×”×™× ×•×), though this is sometimes shortened to Gai-Hinnom in rabbinical texts. An alternate way to translate this word is Gehinnom. …
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gehenna

8 On April 27th, 2007, S. Girgenti,& D. Girgenti said:

I believe that when it comes down to it(literally),the last thing we need to do is:`Count our Imminent Poultry Long Before the Process of Incubation is Fully Concieved`.

9 On April 27th, 2007, Michigander said:

Hell is in the lower pennisular of Michigan. Paradise is in the upper pennisular of Michigan. Climax is in the lower although it recently unincorporated!

10 On April 27th, 2007, Rachhpal Singh Bami said:

I believe there is no place where God is not. He created
this universe and put a part
of His light in every living
being. There is no separate
God. God cannot be seen but only one in million can feel His presence. Satan and Angels are only our imagination. They are part of God.

11 On April 28th, 2007, Inge C. Goldman said:

God and Jesus live in us and through us where ever we are.
The devil exists in our minds.
When are we going to learn!

12 On May 1st, 2007, Hacksider said:

How come I am in europe!? I’m here in the Philippines!

13 On July 13th, 2007, Michael Preston said:

All of this God relating stuff is pure rubbish. Owing to man’s total lack of scientific knowledge of natural events in the
earth’s history, anything whether an earthquake, locust swarmings, floods or whatever has been blamed on ‘gods’and stories
of punishments for wrong doing. Man’s scientific ignorance coupled to a few clever stories by charlatans designed to create
political followings based upon ‘faiths’ has led us to the ridiculous state of today’s world wherein this religion no matter what is worshipped is the fuel (excuse) for wars, famine and anilhilation of life including humans, animals and plants.
When will it be realised that religion is a word used to cover hopefully ‘a commonsense way’ of living peacefully together.
Children are taught about ‘god’s’ to give them an understanding between good and bad. As they develop (unless they have
been brainwashed) they believe less in an almighty power or god and read with interest and grow up with scientific findings
and factual evidence. In the twilight years of their life when they are coming to terms with the fact they one day will die,
they in their befuddled state decide ‘I must make good with myself and make peace with a god’. Our total insecurity of the knowledge from where we came is fuelling the destruction of this beautiful world in which we live. Is it not about time that religion should be
considered a crime against humanity and the actual proven facts that we evolved from primitive life forms be explained
properly from a young age. Most religions possess a written form of general conduct rules for living in harmony – why cannot a
means of transmitting this to all be accomplished now that we have computer technology and put behind us this ‘god’ business.
The world would be a far better place without religious practitioners who I am sure if administered a truth drug would readily admit to using to their own devices.
I so long for the day when we really do receive a visit from an alien life source – their technology will be infinitely more
advanced than ours and it will put this world destroying ignorance away forever.